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Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!
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Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.
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A few weeks ago, sitting in traffic — bumper-to-bumper traffic in Atlanta — the car in front of me has got a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you love Jesus". I toot the horn a couple times, and the guy flipped me off.
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My mother won't drive 50 miles an hour. You put her in a rental car, she's doing doughnuts in the grocery store parking lot!
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You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view — until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
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September 6, 1958
(age 66)
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