Jeff Foxworthy Quote

I think [the designated driver program] is a great idea, because anything is safer than the way we used to do it: "Hey dude, get up! Give us a ride home, man! C'mon, whaddaya say? We'll buy ya a beer!"... The only problem with the designated driver program [is] it's not the world's most desirable job... But if you ever get talked into doing it, have fun with the group. Like at the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong damn house, preferably in their boss's front yard or something.

Games Rednecks Play (1995)