Jeaniene Frost - Halfway to the Grave (2007)

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Maybe I was worrying for nothing. Maybe it had just been casual for him, and I wouldn't even have to tell him it couldn't happen again. After all, the man was a couple hundred years older than me and a former gigolo. I certainly hadn't robbed him of his virginity.

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You don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.

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What had started out as a game was now an open challenge, as well as a direct threat. Any further action would bear results, it was clear from the way his gaze smoldered into mine. In that way, it was like an optical erection.

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I thawt I thaw a putty tat. I did, I did thee a putty tat" Finished with his Tweety Bird imitation, he grinned unpleasantly at me. Now, then, luv, let's get down to business

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My father was English. He date-raped my mother so she's hated English men ever since. You know my boyfriend's English, and I'm, uh, I'm half-English, which she's never been real happy about. If she finds out I'm dating someone English, she'll ah, think I' turning my back on her and becoming a foreigner.' Cathy, that's the stupidest reason I've ever heard.

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Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat

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MTV and video games have solved that problem as far as most of humanity goes. That, and telly, as it were. Telly? Who was that? He grunted in amusement. Television, of course. Don't you speak English? You sure don't, I muttered. Shaking his head, he frowned at me.

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Kitten, you need to make a decision. Either we stay here and behave or we leave now and I promise you —his voice dipped lower and the words fell against my lips— if we leave, I won't behave.

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I stared at him in silence. There were so many things I wanted to say. Like, How could you think what I feel for you is only physical? or, Don't you know you're my best friend? and finally, Bones, I love-

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Not for a minute did I believe that this wasn't goodbye. Still, I had loved and been loved in return, and there was nothing greater than that. It far outweighed the alienation of all the previous years. Bones thought five months was too short; I was amazed I'd been granted joy for so long. I love you, he moaned, or maybe I said it. I couldn't tell the difference anymore. The lines had dissolved between us.

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You ought to be ashamed of yourself, running around, not married, staying out all night. Ashamed!" "Ashamed!" my grandmother echoed. Good to know they still agreed on things after forty-three years of marriage.

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Do you think I'm pretty? I heard myself ask. Something I couldn't name flashed across his face. No. I don't think you're pretty. I think you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

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There's nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story.

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It hasn't escaped my notice that you only compliment me when you're intoxicated.

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Right, then, mate, terribly sorry for my unspeakable rudeness, and I do beg your pardon. I can only say that it was caused by my natural affront to the notion of her as my sister. Since I'll be shagging her tonight, you can imagine how I'd be distressed at the thought of rogering my sibling" "You shmuck! The only thing you'll be shagging tonight is yourself!" "You wanted sincerity, well, luv, I was sincere.

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We're, ah, taking a break to evaluate things, and, um, reexamine our relationship, so I stuffed him in a closet!" I burst out in shame. Timmie's eyes goggled. Is he still there?

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I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

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Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed on me. That's when I realized that what I had a firm grip on was no longer his hand.

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I can't wait to find out how you taste, and you won't want me to stop even after I've completely exhausted you. You'll think you were on fire, your skin will burn. I'll suck all of your juices out of you. And then I'll drink your blood.

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Licking Falls, Ohio, had its own set of standards. They were archaic at best.

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I was slumped next to him. He didn't pay any attention to me, but kept snickering as he drove. It was annoying. I had PMS and a test this morning. Boy, had he picked the wrong girl.

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No, I'm too tired to run, and you're too fast. You'd only catch me." "That's right, luv." Softly, but with unyielding resonance. "if you run from me, I'll chase you. And I'll find you. Bones said.

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I've wanted you from the moment we met, and if you think sitting next to me in your bra doesn't overwhelm me with desire, you're very wrong. I just don't force myself where I'm not invited. (Bones)

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There is no way I'm going out in public like this! It seemed while I was being tormented at the salon, Bones had been out shopping. I didn't ask where he got the money from, images of old folks with their necks bleeding and their wallets missing dancing in my head. There were boots, earrings, push-up bras, skirts, and something he swore to me were dresses but only looked like pieces of dresses.

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You hold the ones you love close and fight the battles you can win, and that, Kitten, is how it is.

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Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten." My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right. "It's Cat," I repeated firmly. "Cat Raven." "Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy.

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Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress? In this case, it's a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

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You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

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But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks. Excuse me? You know, luv. Sperm, if you want to be all technical about it. He still had living sperm in his juice." Cat and Bones

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Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

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