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How many watched the President's speech last night?
[half-hearted audience applause]
How many watched American Idol?
[thundering applause]
Okay, there you go! You get the government you deserve.
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How many of you watched the vice presidential debate expecting Sarah Palin to screw up? Be honest.
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Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose — Anything goes.
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