Jay Leno - French Quotes

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Well, there's nothing funnier to me than the French. The French Resistance is probably the biggest mythical joke that ever existed. There were four guys in the French Resistance. They couldn't hand over the Jewish people fast enough. Oh, please, don't tell me about the French. The French have all sorts of secret deals with Saddam and everybody else for two cents a liter. It's an easy target.

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French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properly.

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Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup. … They won after France's best player got ejected for head butting. That's the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years

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