If Eric is stuck with a big nose, crooked teeth, a dud personality, and trouble with long division, all-American parents will fix it. They are the only parents in the world with the inclination and the resources to reassemble their kids if they don't like them.

Brit-think, Ameri-think: A Transatlantic Survival Guide (1987 edition), Penguin Mass Market - ISBN: 9780140093674