They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher. I can't watch football anymore. My psychiatrist said it's better that way. I used to watch a game, see the players in a huddle - and think they were talking about me.


Jackie Mason's America (ed. Lyle Stuart, 1983) - ISBN: 9780818403385

Jackie Mason Quotes

They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher. I can't ...

They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher. I can't ...

They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher. I can't ...

They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher. I can't ...