Howard Dietz Quotes

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Composers shouldn't think too much—it interferes with their plagiarism.

Howard Dietz

A day away from Tallulah is like a month in the country.

Howard Dietz

I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.

Howard Dietz

Before I go to meet my Maker,
I want to use the salt left in my shaker.

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We do everything alike
We look alike, we dress alike,
We walk alike, we talk alike,
and what is more we hate each other very much.

Howard Dietz

A show
That is really a show Sends you out With a kind of a glow And you say As you go on your way "That's entertainment."

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Get yourself a Geisha. The flower of Asia,
She's one with whom to take up.
At night your bed she'll make up,
And she'll be there when you wake up.

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I guess I'll have to change my plan I should have realized there'd be another man Why did I buy those blue pyjamas Before the big affair began? I guess I'll have to change my plan.

Howard Dietz