Henny Youngman Quote

My wife told me the car wasn't running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake.


"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America" (2001)


My wife told me the car wasn't running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake.

My wife told me the car wasn't running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake.

My wife told me the car wasn't running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake.

My wife told me the car wasn't running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake.