Haven Kimmel - She got up off the couch (2005)

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Mother always said she was a size 7 woman she kept wrapped in fat to prevent bruising.

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My favorite was Love Is...Never Having to Say You're Sorry. This was, the good Lord knew, a dream of mine. But every time I refused to apologize for something, Love seemed to just fly out the window.

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My hair looks like it had been purchased at a rummage sale after all the real hair was gone.

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