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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it.
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A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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Voting is simply a way of determining which side is the stronger without putting it to the test of fighting.
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Lawyer — One who protects us against robbers by taking away the temptation.
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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
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The true aim of medicine is not to make men virtuous; it is to safeguard and rescue them from the consequences of their vices. The physician does not preach repentance; he offers absolution.
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A tin-horn politician with the manner of a rural corn doctor and the mien of a ham doctor.
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One of the laudable by-products of the Freudian quackery is the discovery that lying, in most cases, is involuntary and inevitable--that the liar can no more avoid it than he can avoid blinking his eyes when a light flashes or jumping when a bomb goes off behind him.
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I have lived in one house in Baltimore for nearly forty-five years. It has changed in that time, as I have - but somehow it still remains the same. No conceivable decorator's masterpiece could give me the same ease. It is as much a part of me as my two hands. If I had to leave it I'd be as certainly crippled as if I lost a leg.
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The man who boasts that he habitually tells the truth is simply a man with no respect for it. It is not a thing to be thrown about loosely, like small change; it is something to be cherished and hoarded and disbursed only when absolutely necessary. The smallest atom of truth represents some man's bitter toil and agony; for every ponderable chunk of it there is a brave truth-seeker's grave upon some lonely ash-dump and a soul roasting in Hell.
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The intelligent, like the unintelligent, are responsive to propaganda.
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The scientist who yields anything to theology, however slight, is yielding to ignorance and false pretences, and as certainly as if he granted that a horse-hair put into a bottle of water will turn into a snake.
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The public, with its mob yearning to be instructed, edified and pulled by the nose, demands certainties; it must be told definitely and a bit raucously that this is true and that is false. But there are no certainties.
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There is, in fact, nothing about religious opinions that entitles them to any more respect than other opinions get. On the contrary, they tend to be noticeably silly.
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It is surely no mere coincidence that the land of the emancipated and enthroned woman is also the land of canned soup, of canned pork and beans, of whole meals in cans, and of everything else ready made.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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The best teacher of children, in brief, is one who is essentially childlike.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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We are here and it is now: further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine.
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When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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The essence of science is that it is always willing to abandon a given idea for a better one; the essence of theology is that it holds its truths to be eternal and immutable.
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H. L. Mencken
Born:
September 12, 1880
Died:
January 29, 1956
(aged 75)
Bio:
Henry Louis "H. L." Mencken was a German-American journalist, satirist, cultural critic and scholar of American English.
Known for:
The American Language (1919)
A Mencken chrestomathy (1949)
In Defense of Women (1918)
Notes on democracy (1926)
The Philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche (1908)
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