Groucho Marx Short Quotes
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After peeking under the brim of Greta Garbo's floppy hat:Pardon me, Ma'am… I thought you were a guy I knew in Pittsburgh.
Having watched a county cricket match for several hours:Michael Davie: Are you enjoying it?
Groucho Marx: It's great. When does it start?
When asked to leave a 'restricted' Californian beach club:Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
To a priest who liked his films and thanked him for the enjoyment he had given the world:And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.