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Some
people
see things that are and ask, Why? Some
people
dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some
people
have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
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If
people
stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.
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I think it would be interesting if old
people
got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other
people
's lost memories.
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People
can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a short pause before the next "horrifying" event.
People
forget there is such a thing as memory, and that when a wound "heals" it leaves a permanent scar that never goes away, but merely fades a little. What really ought to be said after one of these so-called tragedies is, "Let the scarring begin.
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So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force was unmilitary-like. They dropped bombs on
people
, but they had a golf course.
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People
who say they don't care what
people
think are usually desperate to have
people
think they don't care what
people
think.
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You ever notice that? Any time you see two groups of
people
who really hate each other, chances are good they're wearing different kind of hats. Keep an eye on that, it might be important.
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Ever wonder about those
people
who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.
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I think
people
should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
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Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging
people
to volunteer in their communities? It's because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get
people
to work for no pay for a long time.
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The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for
people
who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.
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I'll bet there aren't too many
people
hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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People
think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.
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Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some
people
actually cook that stuff?
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many
people
who believe it.
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How beautiful is death, when earn'd by virtue! Who would not be that youth? What pity is it That we can die but once to serve our country!
Joseph Addison
George Carlin
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Born:
May 12, 1937
Died:
June 22, 2008
(aged 71)
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