George Burns - Bad Quotes

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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

George Burns

I'd say that about 82 percent of what I write is bad, but don't go by me; I'm as bad a judge as I am a writer. Look, if it were all good, you'd be paying twice as much for this book. So relax, read it, and if you don't enjoy it, remember that you're saving money.

George Burns

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

George Burns

A good martini, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman…or a bad woman, depending on how much happiness you can stand.

George Burns

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

George Burns