Gena Showalter Short Quotes

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If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.

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I am so glad we met at an undisclosed location over the summer.

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Not fat, just not anorexic. She's soft in all the right places.

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Even the smallest light can grow until there's no darkness left.

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To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.

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You wanted to drown in a woman. Here's your chance. Drown in her blood.

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And please, don't take offense. It's not an insult if it's true. - Devyn

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The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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I'm king of the World, bitches. Come in here and bask in my glory.(Strider)

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Please, I'd love to meet the guy you couldn't handle, and give him and award.

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Blood spurted from his nose. Okay, I couldn't help myself. I burst out laughing.

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Is it sad that my first thought happened to be: Thank God I'm off the treadmill.

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How do we thank an angel? Somehow I don't think a fruit basket will do the trick.

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The devil on my right shoulder must have brutally strangled the angel on my left...

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They were connected, one being, fused together. She belonged to him, and he to her.

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He would have been handsome—in a serial-killer kind of way—if not for those tattoos.

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She has the heart of a child, you know. Yeah, it's in a box beside her bed. - Kaia Skyhawk

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Sometimes, the loneliness probably got to be too much and anyone seemed better than no one.

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Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit.

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What was worse, he couldn't tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her.

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You don't think I'm crazy?" I asked hesitantly. "Like I'm one to judge another persons sanity.

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Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles.

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Let me tell you what I just heard. Talk, talk, talk, I. Talk, talk, talk, I. Well, what about me?

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There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.

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Who is she, why is she still here and when can I see her naked? Paris asked with an eyebrow wiggle

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