I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!


The Purple Cow (1895)


I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one!

I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one!

I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one!

I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one!