Gabriel Iglesias Quote

And then I realized I was being checked out by GUYS! And I know they were checking me out, because they were looking at me like I look at tacos. And I thought to myself, "Oh my god, I can turn on a man! [Grins and struts] Shoot!" And I called my girlfriend, and I said, "Baby, you better not mess this up; I have options!"


I'm Not Fat, I'm Fluffy (2009)


And then I realized I was being checked out by GUYS! And I know they were checking me out, because they were looking at me like I look at tacos. And...

And then I realized I was being checked out by GUYS! And I know they were checking me out, because they were looking at me like I look at tacos. And...

And then I realized I was being checked out by GUYS! And I know they were checking me out, because they were looking at me like I look at tacos. And...

And then I realized I was being checked out by GUYS! And I know they were checking me out, because they were looking at me like I look at tacos. And...