Fran Lebowitz - Food Quotes

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If you're going to America, bring your own food.

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If food did not exist it would be well-nigh impossible to get certain types off the phone, as one would be unable to say, 'Look, I've got to run but let's have dinner sometime soon.'

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The downfall of most diets is that they restrict your intake of food.

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Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.

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Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

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Japanese food is very pretty and undoubtedly a suitable cuisine in Japan, which is largely populated by people of below average size. Hostesses hell-bent on serving such food to occidentals would be well advised to supplement it with something more substantial and to keep in mind that almost everybody likes French fries.

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A great many people in Los Angeles are on strict diets that restrict their intake of synthetic foods. The reason for this seems to be the widely held belief that organically grown fruits and vegetables make the cocaine work faster.

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