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Whenever I am doing anything else, which is most of the time, even if it is not something like robbing a bank, I feel felonious. Writing is what I'm supposed to be doing.
All the time I'm not writing I feel like a criminal. It's horrible to feel felonious every second of the day. It's much more relaxing actually to write.
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.
Not writing is more of a psychological problem than a writing problem. All the time I'm not writing I feel like a criminal.... It's horrible to feel felonious every second of the day. Especially when it goes on for years. It's much more relaxing actually to work.
Being poor is like being a child. Being rich is like being an adult: you get to do whatever you want. Everyone is nice when they have to be; rich people are nice when they feel like it.
Raisins are a thing that lasts, they come in small boxes, and you always feel like eating raisins, even at six in the morning. A raisin is always an appropriate snack.
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No true and permanent fame can be founded, except in labors which promote the happiness of mankind.
October 27, 1950
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