Erma Bombeck Quote

Let me lay it on you, Cleavie, the high spot in my day is taking knots out of shoestrings — with my teeth — that a kid has wet on all day long.


The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank (1976)


Let me lay it on you, Cleavie, the high spot in my day is taking knots out of shoestrings — with my teeth — that a kid has wet on all day long.

Let me lay it on you, Cleavie, the high spot in my day is taking knots out of shoestrings — with my teeth — that a kid has wet on all day long.

Let me lay it on you, Cleavie, the high spot in my day is taking knots out of shoestrings — with my teeth — that a kid has wet on all day long.

Let me lay it on you, Cleavie, the high spot in my day is taking knots out of shoestrings — with my teeth — that a kid has wet on all day long.