Eoin Colfer Short Quotes

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Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.

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When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?

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People like me, LB, the truly great ones... we are always alone.

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Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?

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Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life.

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Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.

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Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

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And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.

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Don't hate me forever, Arty," whispered Holly. "I couldn't bear that.

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Don't feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.

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Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.

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I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

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Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.

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Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.

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You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.

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That's the last order I'll ever give you Captain. Don't you dare ignore it.

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But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.

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Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.

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Boo-hoo. Help me, I'm a girl. What kind of modern woman are you? A smart one.

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Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it.

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A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

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The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.

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Red held me at arm's length, grinning. Welcome to the family, Half Moon, he said.

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Control puberty?" snorted the bodyguard."If you manage that, you'll be the first.

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Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.

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I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.

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If I win I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That is the way history is written.

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Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly

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