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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
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People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You're a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.
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You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually.
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Don't feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.
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And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.
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People like me, LB, the truly great ones... we are always alone.
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Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose — Anything goes.
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May 14, 1965
(age 59)
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