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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
Don't feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.
You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually.
And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.
People like me, LB, the truly great ones... we are always alone.
People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You're a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.
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The art of being taught is the art of discovery, as the art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery to take place
Mark Van Doren
May 14, 1965
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