Eoin Colfer - Captain Quotes

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Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?

Eoin Colfer

Holly winked. 'Do I look like a fly boy to you, Fowl?' Artemis had to admit that she didn't. Captain Short was extremely pretty in a dangerous sort of way. Black-widow pretty. Artemis was expecting puberty to hit in approximately eight months, and he suspected that at that point he would look at Holly in a different light. It was probably just as well that she was eighty years old.

Eoin Colfer

Remember this? You gave it to me for ensuring your trigger finger got reattached to your hand. You said it would remind me of that spark of decency inside me. I'm trying to do something decent now, Captain.

Eoin Colfer

That's the last order I'll ever give you Captain. Don't you dare ignore it.

Eoin Colfer

I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.

Eoin Colfer