Eoin Colfer - Butler Quotes

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I am unarmed. But Butler here, my...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?

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Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done. He winked at Butler. Are you sure you're at the library? I thought I heard water. Artemis smiled, enjoying the exchange. Water? Surely not. The only thing flowing here is information. Are you grinning, Artemis? For some reason I get the feeling that you're wearing that smug smile of yours.

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There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.

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This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it. Butler would not give up. Listen to yourself. You sound like a... like a good guy! There's nothing in this for you.

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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

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Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

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