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How did that go?' he asked. 'Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?' 'Fabulous,' said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. 'We're planning a June wedding.
Orion nodded, then asked, Dwarf cheese? Cheese made by dwarfs. Oh, said Orion, relieved. They make it. It's not actually... No. What a horrible thought. Exactly.
That's what I thought. When I looked that human in the face. I figured he was either a genius or crazy. Artemis's cool eyes glared at them from the screen. So which is it? asked Foaly. A genius or crazy? Root grabbed his tri-barreled blaster from the gun rack. What's the difference?
Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you..."... "What is it?" [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. "Yeah," agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. "Why am I an imbecile?
Who are you?" he asked. I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.
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Men try to run life according to their wishes; life runs itself according to necessity.
May 14, 1965
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