Eoin Colfer Quote
Hey, look your girlfriend is saying something. Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?
Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony (ed. Penguin UK, 2007) - ISBN: 9780141900544