Don Herold Quotes

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Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

Don Herold
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

Don Herold
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

Don Herold
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

Don Herold
Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

Don Herold
A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

Don Herold
Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.

Don Herold
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Don Herold
Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

Don Herold
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.

Don Herold
Even a hypochondriac can have appendicitis.

Don Herold
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace.

Don Herold
The sweetest words of tongue or pen: The child is 98.6 again.

Don Herold
Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.

Don Herold