Denis Leary Quote

There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks... to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.

Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid (ed. Penguin, 2008) - ISBN: 9781440640735