Denis Healey Quotes

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I tried to shave off my eyebrows once and my trousers fell down.

Denis Healey
Squeeze property speculators until the pips squeak

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Healey's first law of politics:
when you're in a hole, stop digging.

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Of Margaret Thatcher:
And who is the Mephistopheles behind this shabby Faust [the Foreign Secretary, Geoffrey Howe]?…To quote her own backbenchers, the Great She-elephant, She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed, the Catherine the Great of Finchley, the Prime Minister herself.

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I sometimes think that the critical difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a dictatorship there are only two people out of every hundred who take a personal interest in politics; in a democracy there are three.

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The Fabians…found socialism wandering aimlessly in Cloud-cuckoo-land and set it working on the gas and water problems of the nearest town or village.
Of the parochialism of the Fabians

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It's no good ceasing to become the world's policeman in order to become the world's parson instead.

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Mrs Thatcher tells us she has given the French president a piece of her mind…not a gift I would receive with alacrity.

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Like long-term weather forecasts they are better than nothing…But their origin lies in the extrapolation from a partially known past, through an unknown present, to an unknowable future.
On economic forecasts

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His speech was rather like being savaged by a dead sheep.

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No. Absolutely not. I think that the Russians are praying for a Labour victory... praying is perhaps an unfortunate choice of words. I think that they would much prefer a Labour government and that the idea that they would prefer a Tory government, I think is utter bunkum, and they [the Soviets] authorized me to say so.

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I warn you there are going to be howls of anguish from the 80,000 people who are rich enough to pay over 75% [tax] on the last slice of their income.

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Mrs Thatcher has added the diplomacy of Alf Garnett to the economics of Arthur Daley.

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I start with the measures which the Government announced last Thursday, and which are the immediate occasion of today's debate, and to which the right hon. Gentleman finally came round - a trifle nervously, I thought - after ploughing through that tedious and tendentious farrago of moth-eaten cuttings presented to him by the Conservative Research Department. I must say that part of his speech was rather like being savaged by a dead sheep.

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Margaret Thatcher has added the diplomacy of Alf Garnett to the economics of Arthur Daley.

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