David Woodard Quotes

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With the reopening of the school and church, and the building of an opera house, the spirit of these people would have a new light. I think it would please me to see a light at the end of the tunnel after 125 years.

David Woodard
The Italian Nerd does not exist (Nerd in the style of Gary Numan and Kraftwerk, of The Feelies and Devo). The Italian male does not feel / recognize the relevance of nerddom. This was felt at the Milan airport as a patrician black-clad gentleman moved the croissant into his mouth with gusto. The nerds, or what was left of them, were offered American coffee.

David Woodard
I think I can understand El Serruchito's dismay. Imagine troubling yourself to attend some infant's funeral, only to find dashed your modest poetic hopes.

David Woodard
I immediately recognized the nearly finished score as incidental music destined by an unlikely congress of muses, including the pre-ghost of Jack Kevorkian, to accompany the death of Tim McVeigh, as his inexplicable circumstances resoundingly invoke the symbols, shapes and numbers found on these pages.

David Woodard
Unless I am dashing off a snippy reply to a stalker (for instance), my correspondence tends to strive for the spirit of Nietzsche's gangasrotogati.

David Woodard
The Master Great Cultural Figure cannot be communicated with, at all.

David Woodard
Initially I observed, in sweeping, panoramic vision, a perpetually metamorphosing Persian rug. A few minutes later these patterns segued into cinematic images from childhood—it was kind of like watching home movies.

David Woodard
Germs have no morals whatsoever in their instinctual drive to defeat other germs.

David Woodard
It is inappropriate to have Tim listening to the triangle and then have a deejay come on and... go into Radiohead or something.

David Woodard
A bride burns her bridges, having fallen in love, and drowns in marriage.

David Woodard