He whipped the chair around and actually split one of the things in half with the impact, spilling the spray of blood that was reflective, like mercury. John bellowed, "Anyone else want to donate blood to chair-ity?" He ducked into the the door and bashed one monster right in the wig, screaming, "There's some dessert! With a chair-y on top!


John Dies at the End (ed. Titan Books, 2011) - ISBN: 9780857686220

David Wong Quotes

He whipped the chair around and actually split one of the things in half with the impact, spilling the spray of blood that was reflective, like...

He whipped the chair around and actually split one of the things in half with the impact, spilling the spray of blood that was reflective, like...

He whipped the chair around and actually split one of the things in half with the impact, spilling the spray of blood that was reflective, like...

He whipped the chair around and actually split one of the things in half with the impact, spilling the spray of blood that was reflective, like...