You ever hang out all night long and then you go home a little early? Then you get that call the next day? You know that call: You shoulda hung out man! What happened?! Ohhh! 10 minutes after you left. It's always 10 minutes after you leave when the all fun shows up. Like the fun-mobile is a block behind ya at all times. Full of strippers, and midgets, and balloons. And every type of fun imaginable. 10 minutes after you left, the Dixie Chicks broke in and fucked everybody. Even the fat boy with asthma wearing the Babylon 5 tee-shirt got a hand job. And it's never gonna happen again. After I heard that I started to cry; mostly 'cause I sat on my balls.


"Skanks for the Memories"

Dave Attell Quotes

You ever hang out all night long and then you go home a little early? Then you get that call the next day? You know that call: You shoulda hung out...

You ever hang out all night long and then you go home a little early? Then you get that call the next day? You know that call: You shoulda hung out...

You ever hang out all night long and then you go home a little early? Then you get that call the next day? You know that call: You shoulda hung out...

You ever hang out all night long and then you go home a little early? Then you get that call the next day? You know that call: You shoulda hung out...