I was in Dayton, Ohio. You ever been there? Yeah? You know what's a fun thing to do there? Pack up and get the fuck outta there. It's boring. During the day we played the game of horseshoes. That game must have been invented before fun, 'cause it's not. There's only two ways for that game to end: either "this sucks, let's do something else," or "owww, you hit me with a horseshoe."

"Skanks for the Memories"