You introduced me to Danger and Will Robinson, but you neglected to acquaint me with the other two. Fine, But you can't make fun of their names. They're very sensitive. I would never. I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, This is Beam Me Up. Then to my right. And this is Scotty.

First Grave On The Right: Number 1 in series (ed. Hachette UK, 2011) - ISBN: 9780748130351