Oh, I forgot to tell you," Cookie said. "Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for all the lonely barflies." "I'm a good singer, mom." Only a twelve-year-old could make the word mom sound blasphemous. I leaned into Cookie, "Does she know its not called—?" "No," she whispered. "Are you gonna tell her?" "No. It's much funnier this way.


First Grave On The Right: Number 1 in series (ed. Hachette UK, 2011) - ISBN: 9780748130351

Darynda Jones Quotes

Oh, I forgot to tell you, Cookie said. Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for all the lonely barflies. I'm a good singer, ...

Oh, I forgot to tell you, Cookie said. Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for all the lonely barflies. I'm a good singer, ...

Oh, I forgot to tell you, Cookie said. Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for all the lonely barflies. I'm a good singer, ...

Oh, I forgot to tell you, Cookie said. Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for all the lonely barflies. I'm a good singer, ...