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Thank you … San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you … for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.

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Oh, San Francisco! My 3rd favorite place to do comedy in. That's not bad, right? Top ten. More butt-fucking per square foot than any other place in the world, that's you guys. [Audience cheers] Put that on your postcards. "San Fransisco: More butt-fucking per square foot. Miss you."

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