Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street. I'd be like, "Hey, so I guess I'll see you later," and he's, like, "Whatever, queer". That's a hate crime!


Comedy Central Presents: Daniel Tosh (2003)

Daniel Tosh Quotes

Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street. I'd be like, Hey, so I guess I'll see you later, and he's,...

Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street. I'd be like, Hey, so I guess I'll see you later, and he's,...

Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street. I'd be like, Hey, so I guess I'll see you later, and he's,...

Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street. I'd be like, Hey, so I guess I'll see you later, and he's,...