Daniel Handler Quote

Like all fairy tales, the story of Sleeping Beauty begins with "Once upon a time," and continues with a foolish young princess who makes a witch very angry, and then takes a nap until her boyfriend wakes her up with a kiss and insists on getting married, at which point the story ends with the phrase "happily ever after."


Lemony Snicket - The Hostile Hospital (2001)


Like all fairy tales, the story of Sleeping Beauty begins with Once upon a time, and continues with a foolish young princess who makes a witch very...

Like all fairy tales, the story of Sleeping Beauty begins with Once upon a time, and continues with a foolish young princess who makes a witch very...

Like all fairy tales, the story of Sleeping Beauty begins with Once upon a time, and continues with a foolish young princess who makes a witch very...

Like all fairy tales, the story of Sleeping Beauty begins with Once upon a time, and continues with a foolish young princess who makes a witch very...