When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain... (sigh) "I wasn't invited to this party." But then, once you're IN love, that's like being inside that party, going "Where's my jacket? I wanna get outta here. where's my jacket? I been to this party six years and I wanna see other parties! Where's my jacket. Someone shit on the coats. I think someone shit on, about, or around the coats."


Tourgasm (2006)

Dane Cook Quotes

When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that...

When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that...

When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that...

When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that...