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I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.
Dane Cook
Harmful If Swallowed (2003)
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No longer shall I paint interiors with men reading and women knitting. I will paint living people who breathe and feel and suffer and love.
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Dane Cook
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March 18, 1972
(age 52)
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