You ever do a little delete game? Do you like to do that? You go through, you take your contact list, sometimes you're just in the doctor's office right? You start scrolling through, you're like... who don't I need? Who don't I need in my life? Where can I get a megabyte of space back right now? And it's kinda fun right? You just scroll through... er Peter, Peter, yeah fuck Peter, BOOM! And you really hit that delete button like you're deleting Peter from existence. Peter is sitting half way around the world eating a steak and the second you hit that button he just turns to vapor: VVVVVVVV!! The fork falls: Tingtingtingelingtingting! The person that's sitting across him is like: "PETER!". Peter is gone. Poof!


Isolated Incident (2009)

Dane Cook Quotes

You ever do a little delete game? Do you like to do that? You go through, you take your contact list, sometimes you're just in the doctor's office...

You ever do a little delete game? Do you like to do that? You go through, you take your contact list, sometimes you're just in the doctor's office...

You ever do a little delete game? Do you like to do that? You go through, you take your contact list, sometimes you're just in the doctor's office...

You ever do a little delete game? Do you like to do that? You go through, you take your contact list, sometimes you're just in the doctor's office...