Cynthia Heimel - Man Quotes

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'Slut' used to mean a slovenly woman. Now it means a woman who will go to bed with everyone. This is considered a bad thing in a woman, although perfectly fabulous in a man. 'Bitch' means a woman who will go to bed with everyone but you.

Cynthia Heimel

Never, under any circumstances, ever go to bed with a man you've just met in a bar. Or any man you hardly know. No matter what.

Cynthia Heimel

One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn't think so needs a quick jab in the kidney.

Cynthia Heimel