Conan O'Brien - Days Quotes

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It's been projected that Americans will spend over $13 billion this Valentine's Day. And guys who forget Valentine's Day will spend over $100 billion.

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The British government has urged its citizens to abstain from alcohol at least two days a week. Or to make it easier to remember, whenever they brush their teeth.

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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?

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