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Communism is one of the few grave diseases we didn't try on animals first.

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Psychiatrists are very effective. Before, I used to pee in my bed and was very ashamed of it. After seeing a psychiatrist I got better. Now, I pee in my bed but I am proud of it.

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Capitalism is man exploiting man. Socialism is just the opposite.

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Where the Gestapo had the means to make you talk, today's politicians have the means to keep us quiet.

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Do you know what a Polish sandwich is? It's one coupon for ham between two coupons for bread.

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What we observe is not nature itself but nature exposed to our method of questioning. Our scientific work in physics consists in asking questions about nature in the language that we possess and trying to get an answer from experiment by the means that are at our disposal.
Werner Heisenberg

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Born: October 28, 1944
Died: June 19, 1986 (aged 41)
Bio: Michel Gérard Joseph Colucci, better known as Coluche, was a French comedian and actor, famous for his irreverent sense of humour.
Known for:
  1. The Wing or the Thigh (1976)
  2. Banzaï (1983)
  3. So Long, Stooge (1983)
  4. Inspecteur la Bavure (1980)
  5. Le Maître d'école (1981)

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