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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same things, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
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Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world.
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She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.
On Marilyn Monroe
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It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.
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Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.
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Dinner was meat - not hunks of meat, as in Australia, but pathetic scraps of meat, as in Britain - which the girls upstairs transformed into edible dishes by heating it in secret ways and adding bits of stuff to it.
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Spending all my remaining money on a ticket to Florence was rendered needlessly complicated by the fact that none of the ticket-sellers had ever heard of the place. At last their supervisor showed up and set them straight by informing them that the city they had always referred to as 'Firenze' was in reality called Florence.
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Not everyone who wants to make a film is crazy, but almost everyone who is crazy wants to make a film.
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It is a good rule in life to be wary of the company of people who think of themselves in the third person, no matter how well justified they might seem to be in doing so.
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Generally it is our failures that civilize us. Triumph confirms us in our habits.
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In Italy, for the same price as a typical British hamburger meal including sweet, a builder's labourer could eat like a king - rather better in fact, because pasta dishes gain from being kept simple.
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If we want a book to do more than what it does, that's a condemnation. If we want it to do more of what it does, that's an endorsement.
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The provincial intellectual is doomed to arguing at low level... there is still no Australian literary world, not in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide. It is some consolation to realise that there is no literary world in Birmingham or Los Angeles either. I have heard there is one in Montreal, but I don't believe it. The literary world is in London and New York, the only cities big enough to sustain magazines which can afford to reject copy.
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Freedom and diversity guard each other, and if a country could form the whole of one's character, Napoleon III and Victor Hugo would have been the same person... if national identity means anything, it means something that comes with you wherever you go, and stays with you no matter how long you stay away.
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The rattle of plastic keys reminds me of a squadron of butterflies failing to fight their way out of a paper bag.
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Here was my first lesson on the resolutely maintained untidiness and ill-health of the English upper orders. In baggy evening dress and old before their time, they displayed gapped and tangled teeth in loosely open mouths. Gently shedding dandruff, they lurched across the lawn. When they stood at the bar they looked like Lee Trevino Putting.
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How much atonement is enough? The bombing must be allowed as at least part-payment: those of our young people who are concerned about the moral problem posed by the Allied air offensive should at least consider the moral problem that would have been posed if the German civilian population had not suffered at all.
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The literary critic, or the critic of any other specific form of artistic expression, may detach himself from the world for as long as the work of art he is contemplating appears to do the same.
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Sick of being a prisoner of my childhood, I want to put it behind me.
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Like most people who smoked umpteen cigarettes a day, I tasted only the first one. The succeeding umpteen minus one were a compulsive ritual which had no greater savour than the fumes of burning money.
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Perhaps I should have pointed out more often that without her (mother's) guidance and example I might have gone straight from short pants to Long Bay Gaol, which in those days was still in use and heavily populated by larcenous young men who had chosen their parents less wisely.
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Every sentence he manages to utter scatters its component parts like pond water from a verb chasing its own tail.
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All television ever did was shrink the demand for ordinary movies. The demand for extraordinary movies increased. If any one thing is wrong with the movie industry today, it is the unrelenting effort to astonish.
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A loose horse is any horse sensible enough to get rid of its rider at an early stage and carry on unencumbered.
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Among artists without talent Marxism will always be popular, since it enables them to blame society for the fact that nobody wants to hear what they have to say.
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Be a sinner and sin strongly, but more strongly have faith and rejoice in Christ.
Martin Luther
Clive James
Born:
October 7, 1939
Died:
November 24, 2019
(aged 80)
Bio:
Clive James was an Australian critic, broadcaster and writer who lived and worked in the United Kingdom from 1961 until his death in 2019.
Known for:
Unreliable Memoirs (1980)
Latest Readings (2015)
Sentenced to Life (2015)
The Blaze of Obscurity (2009)
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