Clive James Quotes

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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same things, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

Clive James
Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Clive James
Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world.

Clive James
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.
On Marilyn Monroe

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It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

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It is a good rule in life to be wary of the company of people who think of themselves in the third person, no matter how well justified they might seem to be in doing so.

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The provincial intellectual is doomed to arguing at low level... there is still no Australian literary world, not in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide. It is some consolation to realise that there is no literary world in Birmingham or Los Angeles either. I have heard there is one in Montreal, but I don't believe it. The literary world is in London and New York, the only cities big enough to sustain magazines which can afford to reject copy.

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The book of my enemy has been remaindered And I am pleased. In vast quantities it has been remaindered Like a van-load of counterfeit that has been seized.

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The essence of a class system is not that the privileged are conscious of their privileges, but that the deprived are conscious of their deprivations.

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Among artists without talent Marxism will always be popular, since it enables them to blame society for the fact that nobody wants to hear what they have to say.

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The streets, at least in this part of town, seemed impossibly clean in comparison to London. The public telephones were unvandalised. For a London telephone booth to look like that it would have to be guarded around the clock by the SAS.

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Like a Goth swaggering around Rome wearing an onyx toilet seat for a collar, he exudes self-confidence.
Of Rupert Murdoch

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She wasn't just beautiful. She was like the sun coming up: coming up giggling. She was giggling as if she had just remembered something funny.

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Generally it is our failures that civilize us. Triumph confirms us in our habits.

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On Arnold Schwarzenegger:
I once described him as looking like a brown condom full of walnuts.

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The rattle of plastic keys reminds me of a squadron of butterflies failing to fight their way out of a paper bag.

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Spending all my remaining money on a ticket to Florence was rendered needlessly complicated by the fact that none of the ticket-sellers had ever heard of the place. At last their supervisor showed up and set them straight by informing them that the city they had always referred to as 'Firenze' was in reality called Florence.

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To goad the BBC is a rewarding sport in itself. It makes a tabloid feel like a heavyweight.

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How much atonement is enough? The bombing must be allowed as at least part-payment: those of our young people who are concerned about the moral problem posed by the Allied air offensive should at least consider the moral problem that would have been posed if the German civilian population had not suffered at all.

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The literary critic, or the critic of any other specific form of artistic expression, may detach himself from the world for as long as the work of art he is contemplating appears to do the same.

Clive James