I find that the three major administrative problems on campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.


speech at the University of Washington, in Time magazine 17 November 1958


I find that the three major administrative problems on campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.

I find that the three major administrative problems on campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.

I find that the three major administrative problems on campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.

I find that the three major administrative problems on campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.