Christopher Moore Short Quotes

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Moses should have said "Let my people go. Please."

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Oh to be young and in love (with 8 Chinese concubines).

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Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.

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Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live.

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Devil's Food?" You can only eat so much white cake, my friend.

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I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

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Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination.

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Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk

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I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others.

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If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

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Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.

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Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....

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Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.

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Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!

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Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell

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Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?

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May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

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We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.

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I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

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Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word.

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In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime.

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Love: the sickest of Irony's sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.

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When the oil of the lamp is used up the wanker shall light his own way to salvation.

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Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk

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The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring — much like a doctor's waiting room.

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That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.

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Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.

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You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. Trust me, I was there. I know.

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You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate.

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All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.

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