Authors
Topics
Lists
Pictures
Resources
More about Chris Pontius
Chris Pontius Quotes
7 Sourced Quotes
Source
Report...
Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!
Chris Pontius
Source
Report...
For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.
Chris Pontius
Source
Report...
I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.
Chris Pontius
Source
Report...
With a simple shave of the razor Steve-o easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking hes a harmless young boy.
Chris Pontius
Source
Report...
Todays debate: Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge.
Chris Pontius
Source
Report...
That was intense. REALLY intense. Well not really intense. But pretty intense.
Chris Pontius
Source
Report...
Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them.
Chris Pontius
Quote of the day
Every word she writes is a lie, including 'and' and 'the'.
Mary McCarthy
Chris Pontius
Born:
July 16, 1974
(age 50)
Bio:
Christopher Andrew "Chris" Pontius is an American actor and stunt performer. Pontius was a member of the cast of Jackass and co-hosted its spinoff Wildboyz with fellow cast member Steve-O.
Known for:
Jackass (2000 – 2002)
Wildboyz (2003 – 2006)
Somewhere (2010)
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
National Lampoon's TV: The Movie (2006)
Chris Pontius on Wikipedia
Suggest an edit or a new quote
American Actor Quotes
Actor Quotes
20th-century Actor Quotes
Featured Authors
Lists
Predictions that didn't happen
If it's on the Internet it must be true
Remarkable Last Words (or Near-Last Words)
Picture Quotes
Confucius
Philip James Bailey
Eleanor Roosevelt
Letitia Elizabeth Landon
Popular Topics
life
love
nature
time
god
power
human
mind
work
art
heart
thought
men
day
×
Lib Quotes