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Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!

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For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.

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I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.

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With a simple shave of the razor Steve-o easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking hes a harmless young boy.

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Todays debate: Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge.

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That was intense. REALLY intense. Well not really intense. But pretty intense.

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Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them.

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What we observe is not nature itself but nature exposed to our method of questioning. Our scientific work in physics consists in asking questions about nature in the language that we possess and trying to get an answer from experiment by the means that are at our disposal.
Werner Heisenberg

Chris Pontius

Chris Pontius

Born: July 16, 1974 (age 50)
Bio: Christopher Andrew "Chris" Pontius is an American actor and stunt performer. Pontius was a member of the cast of Jackass and co-hosted its spinoff Wildboyz with fellow cast member Steve-O.
Known for:
  1. Jackass (2000 – 2002)
  2. Wildboyz (2003 – 2006)
  3. Somewhere (2010)
  4. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
  5. National Lampoon's TV: The Movie (2006)

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