We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing to really wow you. It looked like he had bought a lot of stuff from IKEA and then decided to refinish it at home. Everything was neat and tidy, but you wouldn't want any of it for yourself.
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands (ed. Grand Central Publishing, 2013) - ISBN: 9781455577521