My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house.


My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands (ed. Grand Central Publishing, 2013) - ISBN: 9781455577521

Chelsea Handler Quotes

My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. ...

My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. ...

My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. ...

My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. ...